What Not University – A Reflection

I decided to launch a University that teaches village idiots like myself what not to do…Many of us know what to do…But many of us also do not know what not to do…Meet Lucas Soares a scam artist on the internet who wrote to me on instagram…It was funny and I found his outreach hilariously funny…I decided to consent to a scam…Yes I allowed the chain of events to happen as I describe them in this blog post…I told my son I was allowing this…Lucas asked for my bank account details so I provided details from a bank account that I do not use…It is an inactive bank account with no money coming in or out of it and I was in fact under by four dollars in this account…I knew that Lucas could not get money from this bank account…Lucas promised to attach his savings account to my bank account…I knew he was full of shit but I went along with it…Just to see how far would Lucas Soares push…Lucas asked about all my bank accounts…I did not give Lucas any information about my personal bank account…Lucas asked me to open other bank accounts…This was suspicious but I went ahead and opened another account and deposited one dollar into that account…The next morning I got a text from Lucas asking me to open yet another bank account…Keep in mind I got no money from him which is what I expected as he is a scam artist…Having learned my lesson I proceeded to go to my bank to explain the situation at hand…I had to change my online banking details and I also contacted my other bank accounts…All is well I was reassured that no more problems should arise…I share this very familiar text with the world because bad men like Lucas like to call women words like “babe” to make us feel good and feel desired just to get money from us…Many women fall for scams like this…I am very pleased to say that Lucas got no money from me neither did Lucas get any honey from me…It is my hope that this blog post will serve as a warning to others to avoid scammers like this…I featured Lucas on my Instagram and on my Facebook you can check him out for yourselves and decide what you make of him…He is a scam artist so beware and do not give your information out to a soul…This is the beginning of my University of What Not’s…What not to do which includes do not share personal details with strangers on the internet even my son knows that…This applies to men and women…Here is my point I will not report this man as a scam artist and here is why…I allowed this man access to my details…That is my fault my stupidity…Consider this blog post a fair warning to men and women everywhere you cannot be too careful online…

https://www.instagram.com/iamsoareslucasmil/ – Follow him if you like N decide for yourselves whether or not he be a scam artist…I am grateful I figured it out before it was too late for me…Study his photos he says he is from NY but there are palm trees in his photos and some of these photos appear to be photo shopped…He also says he is Military Police if this be true then how does he find time to send multiple scam texts to people like me…Ya know he is a handsome devil I gotta hand it to him…A devil yes and handsome too but beware he is a shark…I like some of his photo shopped photos but it is obvious they are photo shopped…You see to men like this women like me are food we are nothing but food to be consumed…So if you look like food to men like Lucas Soares then you will get eaten…Sharks tend to do that you know…

I come along and say I am a dolphin and dolphin’s are not afraid of sharks…Dolphin’s are very protective and yes Dolphin’s have been known to protect humans from sharks and also to protect sharks from destroying themselves…Dolphin’s are also very intelligent but Dolphin’s realize that in the eyes of many a shark they are nothing but food a mere morsel shall we say…

To the shark Lucas Soares…Thank you for welcoming me to your shark tank…I politely decline to become your food and it is my hope that others will make the same choice as I have…As a thank you for your follows likes and shares enjoy more YouTube Stuff…By the way this Dolphin Understands that this is not Lucas Soares’s fault it never is the fault of the Shark you know…So I managed to pin the blame on an innocent scoundrel at the local bank…I caught him red handed wearing Dunder Mifflin socks at work…No worries Lucas you are off the hook and you can thank your silly Delfini Dolphin friend…We all know not to mess with sharks even I know that…Cheers…I am sending this blog post to Lucas Soares — tis an inside joke…

…I caught the scoundrel responsible for controlling the shark Lucas Soares…

…………Namaste…………

Enjoy my song titled Reclaiming Lost Royalty which is a mystical song…

…Reclaiming Lost Royalty…

Enjoy my other mystical song titled Cain’s New Commission…

…Cain’s New Commission…