Vagina Universe University – A Reflection

Humor goes a long way and there is a time and place for humor…When it comes to comedy timing is everything…For example John Cleese and other comedians often use dark humor which renders many in stitches of belly laughter…I joke about Suicide regularly as my own brand of dark humor…But if someone is in crisis then absolutely not…When someone is in crisis then dark humor and all types of humor is tabled as we try to help the person to come out of the dark hole that is their mind in a crisis…I decided to launch a University called Vagina Universe University which teaches the following…

  1. All men who enter a woman’s vagina enter an ingenuity of a different kind…
  2. This kind of genius ingenuity is called procreation…
  3. When a man’s Mr. Happy enters a Vagina a lot goes on in there…
  4. It’s a party for a while but the most exciting part is not just the climax…
  5. The most exciting part is the possibility of procreation…
  6. The most exciting part is that a child could be knit in the womb of that woman…
  7. In conclusion Vagina’s are an ingenuity of a different kind of genius that is out of this world…
…All Vagina University Applications must watch this series of Vagina Universe Videos…It’s a requirement not optional…

All men and women who view this as part of their application process to my Vagina Universe University must sign an agreement and acknowledgement that women are geniuses whose vaginas can do a lot of good in our world…The most important good of all is procreation…Refusal to sign this agreement renders these men rejected and rejection letters also known as Dear John Letters are sent…Also every man must watch Every Sperm is Sacred Here:

…Required viewing to enter the Vagina Universe University…Not optional…

These men and women must also sign and acknowledge that every sperm is a swimmer a delfini dolphin swimmer and as such is sacred and needed for procreation…Also they must sign that no sperm is to be wasted…I include women because my Vagina Universe University is about women’s ingenuity naturally women must attend to become more enlightened about how genius we truly are as women…Refusal to watch this required footage generates rejection dear John and dear Josephine letters…No pressure…

What inspired me to write this ridiculous blog post was this you YouTube footage of a man who is either a genius or just bat shit crazy you decide…We all know he is a genius…Meet Elon Musk who has decided to start a new University in Texas called “TITS”…It’s hilarious except it is not what it would seem…He is not talking about women’s boobs…”TITS” – is an acronym for Texas Institute of Technology & Science…Women are very scientific creatures hence my reason for launching a women’s University of my own…Not really…

…”TITS” — University…

…………Namaste…………