Life N Love – A Reflection

This is my perspective on life N love…For many women and men they are meant to meet their one their right one their other half and marry and live a full content and happy life…Challenging though that may be with the right partner challenges are handled with grace such as when the children come…Then there’s me and I know I am not alone but I am sick and tired at my age of hearing other well meaning women tell me…”There’s someone for everybody.” Or “You have to kiss many frogs to find your prince”…That one is hilarious…It took me years to accept my life as it is and I am grateful for all the lovely special people in my life…Enjoy my silly satirical tale which I hope will produce many chuckles…Hold on to your hat here goes…

“The Talking Frog”

One day a lady was feeling sad and lonely and having accepted that love wound never find her though she was indeed full of life…A talking frog showed up at her door and she was certain this was the surprise the other woman told her would happen after all for this woman love never existed and love does not exist…The talking frog was very polite and proceeded to say that yes he was a male bull frog and that he had worked very hard to put himself through law school and he was present to litigate for this damsel who was not in distress…Rather she was quite content with her life though she got lonely she had a full life she had visited more than seven countries was working from home and raising a child of her own and caring for her pet dog a lively very lovable mutt…Yes love exists for this lady when it comes to her love for her child and her dog and that is where the love begins and ends full stop…This very intelligent very bright talking frog offered her his legal services and stated he would be happy to sue the pants off the next stupid woman who thinks to tell her that some prince or knight or man will come along to save the day and surprise her with some declaration of love…The lady thought about the offer and asked the talking frog if he had his own place to live as that would be a sure sign of independence…The talking frog laughed and said he lived in yonder pond not far away…The lady said how about this proposal…You talk when I tell you to talk and when you talk you can say whatever you want to say but the people hearing you talk must pay me one dollar a minute…The talking frog thought about that and being of sound mind said that he would agree to such a service for three months to allow this lady to get all those crazies off her back who keep telling her some man is going to surprise her…Three months sounded good and the lady said that she did not want the frog to litigate such speakers because after all this lady acknowledged she can be difficult too if not impossible at times and since she is whole and content just being her rather silly self…That litigation of other silly people was not necessary or needed…The talking frog sighed and said he would have loved to test his O’Connor’s out in court on some silly folks before he goes for the big fish fries…The lady said she was also very silly and too silly for litigation to work…Well within three months there were lines and lines of folk from all over the world wanting to hear get this the “psychic talking frog”…The frog decided he was intuitive enough to fearlessly approach a silly single mother why not use his intuition to make money…Many were amazed at the psychic frog’s abilities and many of his predictions came true thanks in large part to “The Barnum Effect” and law of probabilities…The silly single mother made a lot of money from the talking frog and when it was time for the talking frog to go about his business…A bottle showed up out of nowhere and a male genie jumped out of the bottle…The genie was very embarrassed as he almost lost his pants when he jumped out of the bottle…The genie said to the silly single mum say I am the surprise you get three wishes…The single mum thought about this as she is very enterprising…She said I wish to start my own production company…Poof the genie said wish granted…She then said I wish the talking frog to be my attorney for all legal matters…Poof wish granted said the Genie…She then said I need three days to think about my last wish as that is a big decision…The Genie said I cannot give you three days because Genie’s don’t work like that…She replied I see then I wish I could go and ask Alice when she is ten feet tall any difficult or silly questions I may have about my production company and about life and love…Poof the Genie said wish granted…Before I go he said the only reason I could grant you the silly go ask Alice wish is because your name is Alice…You can answer any questions you have yourself because you are whole and do not need a Genie or a talking frog or a man to complete you…The Genie said I am surprised you did not ask me for a mountain of gold or millions of dollars or a mansion of some sort…To which Alice replied I do not know what it is like to be truly loved by a man in this life or to be valued by many but I know enough to understand that money and wealth is transient too and cannot buy you authentic happiness…The Genie bowed to this silly Alice and said…Namaste…And Disappeared…The talking frog managed to talk himself out of legally representing Alice who finds herself doing things on her own with no help because the men Alice meets including the fictitious talking frog usually talk themselves out of doing nice things for Alice…The reason the talking frog could not stay is he had too many tadpoles to tend too and was worried about his lovely wife and growing family…

…The End…

I hope that silly tale makes you laugh and yes my first name is Alice…It has been my experience that the women I befriended over the years proved false…Many of these women were married or getting married and I was never truly welcome in the married social circle or the married club…There is a married club and if you remain single as I have for years then I found anyway that I became a pariah and outcast and now that I am a single mother it is even worse…The good news for me is I get to be content on my own fiercely independent with lots of quiet time to myself…I know an elderly woman who wishes she could have quiet time but due to her busy family life she rarely gets quiet time…I count my blessings…I am grateful for my quiet time and I am whole and content just as I am…I do not need a man to complete me I am already complete…I dedicate this post to strong independent types both male and female not limited to just women who do not mind spending quiet time…

Drum Roll Please

Before I end this reflection the fictional talking frog wants you to know something…That in lieu of escaping the responsibility of being my legal representative for my fictional production company…The talking frog agreed to a whole year of psychic services for a dollar a minute…All proceeds go to the fictional production company and of course the talking frog had to limit those services due to his busy family life and growing family needs…He has a lot of tadpoles to raise…The disclaimer the talking frog makes is as follows…”All psychic services are non refundable as they are for entertainment purposes only and you must be at least eighteen years of age or older with a valid credit card in your name not in your parent’s names and you cannot litigate or sue The Barnum Effect or the law of probabilities so if you are not happy with your life do not blame the talking bull frog.”

…………Namaste…………

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