The Spotlight – Argument – A Reflection

These little reflections The Spotlight and Argument were authored by Akiane kramarik between the ages of 7-11 in her book titled My Dream Is Bigger Than I – Memories of Tomorrow – Part Six Page 267 — “You will need your own copy of this book to view the full text of this poem.  I limit quotes for the purpose of discussion and to follow copyright guidelines that allows for limited quotes.”

The featured image I choose for this reflection is for my song titled A Very Bad Romance which is my sense of humor at work…I will share that song at the end of this reflection…In Spotlight Akiane writes…”the spotlight identifies”…Leaving out a portion of that reflection as part of building the mystery that is Akiane Kramarik and to encourage my readers to purchase your own copy of this amazing book of reflections…Also, to follow copyright guidelines that allows for limited quotes for purposes of this review which is in the form of a series of reflections…In Argument Akiane writes…”an argument we participate in reveals more about us than any degrees”…I left out a portion of that reflection as well…Spotlights can be both glamorous and harsh at the same time as well as cruel and merciless…Spotlights can be very revealing as well…I personally loathe and despise pedestals in the sense that when you or I are placed on a pedestal then great expectations are placed on our shoulders and is often a burden too great for even world leaders to bear…Not one of us is perfect that is why I pray for the well being and for guidance for all of our world leaders including our Crazy President Elect Donald Trump whom I was crazy enough to vote for and will be crazy enough to vote for him again…I say this with great respect for President Trump because our world has gone bat shit crazy…Sure I am a wee bit crazy me self and I am not afraid to say it…Trump rhymes with Gump N my message to President Trump is stay strong Mr. President do not worry your little Gump fan will be voting for you again…Many accuse President Trump of being stupid I say President Trump is a brilliant man a very smart businessman whom I have great respect for…Ya know if I could say something to President Trump it would be this…”Stupid is as stupid does” Forrest Gump…President Trump N don’t late the haters get ya down…”Life is like a box of chocolates” Forrest Gump anywho and “ya just do not know what your are getting till ya bite into one” Forrest Gump — I come along and add to this that life is like apple pie it’s what you make of life that matters most…I say to President Trump sure they are all Jealous of your fabulous hair and your lovely very intelligent spouse…The ones who hate you President Trump would not have a hope in hell of winning the heart of such bright and brilliant lovely as First Lady Mrs. Melania Trump…Melania Trump is fashionable beautiful and very intelligent too…Melania Trump is a package deal a real prize a real catch and President Trump you did very well sir…Of course you do not need one of your crazy voters to tell you that President Trump…Melania Trump also married well she married a head of state no small feat for a lovely who like myself immigrated to America for a better life…Well done Melania and when I vote for President Trump for the second time…I also vote for you Melania Trump as first Lady…Now I consider myself a female version of Forrest Gump…Here’s why when folks ask me say why did you move to Texas…My response is very Forrest Gump…Well I moved to Texas for no particular reason at all except I always wanted to move South N so here I am…People here get a great kick out of my answer…Also I am one who goes for walks for no reason at all N I also like to go running for no reason at all whatsoever except it feels good…One morning while waiting for a very early morning bus…I decided heck I’ma going for a walk. It was a lovely cool morning a real treat in hotter N hell Texas…So off I went I walked then I jogged then I walked some more then I jogged waved at some locals out and about on their bikes…Then I discovered that I had taken the scenic route because well I did get lost…I ended up meandering through the neighborhood in the residential area that is very circular in outline…So I did get lost but I followed the very large water tower and I looped around then I ended up at the right place at the right time exactly three minutes before my big bus came…Had I waited and gotten the smaller bus then transferred to the bigger bus it would have all been the same in terms of time…These buses run every hour on the hour…What is so charming about where I live is this…As long as you are not standing by a drive way or in an unsafe spot…Why you can wave down the public bus which is very charming…I call the public bus system my chariot…The bus drivers get a kick out of me because I do get lost and when I get lost I simply smile and say that I am taking the scenic route today…Yes I consider myself the female version of Forrest Gump…I talked to a very attractive man recently on the phone and this is very funny he is an attorney and is ten years younger than me…I am too old and not attractive to men like this one…All the same I had a wee bit of fun on the phone…I was explaining some things to him and getting his very wise Magna Cum Laude caliber counsel…After all he is very bright and graduated Magna Cum Laude from Law school…He told me to avoid doing some things and that if I do not listen he had a mind to come and tie me up and make me listen because he genuinely cares about little folk like me…My reply was very funny…Says I to that man…Sure you are very cute N I am not dead yet N I would not mind if you tied me up…I know that makes me sound like a cougar…I said cougars are very bad N I am not serious…Can I ask your age?…He laughed his ass off and told me he is ten years younger than me…Says I to yer man the hot attorney arragh go on age is just a number sure ten years is nothing…You can tie me up any time you want to…Ha ha…My crazy sense of humor made him laugh because he knows not to take ones like me seriously…He is a very bright man and the analogy he gave me for my situation was right on the money…I might say right on the money honey now when R ya coming to tie me up? Mouah!!! I suppose I should just ignore his sage counsel so as to oblige him to come and tie me up…Holla!!! I am not serious at all and in fact if he did show up I would be in shock shock horror and send him away with a stern correction and I would be telling his parents about that…That their lad is crazier than me and that is not a good thing cause though I’ma a good kinda crazy not a bad kinda crazy but I sure as hell do not need a man crazier N me…Holla!!!—Humor goes a long way with folks as long as the humor is delivered in a respectful manner and at the right moment…Timing is very important for comedy and humor to be effective and well received…Ya know that attorney is very rich and very single I am sure he will have no problem attracting a lovely who is just as bright and talented as he is…As for me and myself I am realistic enough to know that no Magna Cum Laude bright attorney would ever go for one like me…But sure ya can’t blame this old girl for dreaming now can ya? —- Even old girls can dream…I know I am old and cranky at age forty eight but I sure as hell ain’t dead yet honey….As a thank you for reading this reflection enjoy my crazy jokes clips on You Tube as well as my crazy legal stuff including my crazy big wigs you tube clip…Here goes this is a very bad confession that I title as follows…

A very bad Mystical Confession

Farter forgive me for I have sinned…I been sinning a lot lately…I been cheating left and right and very promiscuous too…Farter sounds very concerned and replies that’s awful you are definitely going to hell fire…I said I know Farter sure I been cheating on my dream lover with other dream lovers cause I do get bored with me dreams…So I dream up different dream lovers…Farter replies sure you are not right in the head you need your head examined…I said I know Farter I have had me head examined many times and I am found to be doing fantastic…You see my therapist thinks its brilliant that I have a very active fantasy sex life because there is no chance of pregnancy and no chance of me getting an STD or sexually transmitted disease and I am also doing what me Mammy told me to do which was to go fuck myself…So I do fuck myself on regular basis and I could teach other women how to do what I do very well…I said Farter any chance you would let me have a wee chat with the ladies to teach them safe fantasy sex…Farter is gob smacked speechless which is a rare moment and he says to me…Sure if that’s what your therapist says then who am I to judge sure your mammy has told ya to go fuck yourself sure I cannot blame ya for the wee bit of pleasure in your sorry sad life…I said I know I never told me mammy that I fuck myself all the time but I did tell mammy that I never fucked a Tom or a Dick or a Harry and that doing a threesome is out of the question due to my attention deficit disorder…Sure I cannot tell what is up or what is down cause I cannot focus like that N I would be too confused…So I just cheat on me dream lovers all the time and sure one does not know about the other so I am very careful that way…I don’t make any wives jealous if I have a wee fantasy fling with some hot husbands…Sure the husbands have no idea neither do the wives…Farter pauses for a minute and says you are brilliant and you just helped me to sort myself out that I do not have to tell my woman who is expecting my baby that I fantasize all the time about other women…Thank you so much and well done…Sure I’ll give ya ablution now…Says I to Farter wait a minute you are about to become a Dad so that will make you a Father in the real sense of the word…You will be real dad a real Father…Says I that’s brilliant I will not tell a living soul what you said to me here cause ya know they would verbally crucify you for becoming a real Dad…Sure Saint Peter was a real dad too so you would be closer to Saint Peter that way…I agree don’t tell your Lady Love who is expecting your first child about your other fantasies that would not be wise….Farter if ya don’t mind…I told a catholic woman that she was wrong and I observed that many catholics do not like being told what to do or that they are in the wrong…I noticed they will talk over you or tell you to shut the fuck up and hang up on you if they are being corrected over the phone…That goes on a lot these days…Farter says you are right about that my boss’s tell me to be silent and to tell everyone that heaven is theirs for the taking that no matter what they do as long as they say the words I am sorry that heaven is theirs…It’s crazy and it is false mercy and false hope to do that…But I do what I am told so as to avoid being told to go fuck myself or some other bull shit…So I have to keep my Lady Love private to avoid verbal abuse and hatred and backlash from the bat shit crazy flock that are too far gone to be saved and do not like correction at all…I said to me self I thought I was the only sad sorry milksop out there left to me own dream world of fantasy lovers…Then I hear your story and I think I am better off in my own small way than you…Not better than you but better off because I get to live in my truth and you do not …You must hide your truth your manhood your love for your woman and your child…I feel sorry for you…I said do you want me to give you ablution…Oh snap! Sure I cannot do that…Farter says arragh go on offer me ablution since it’s better than the false halos I am surrounded by on a daily basis…So the Farter sprinkles ablution holy water on me and I do the same for him…Poor fella sure he is far worse off than I am N I am in bad shape…We both agree that absolution is for the birds sure tis like doling out forgiveness like candy…N Since I am not about to give up my fantasy sex life and Farter is not about to give up his Lady Love and his fantasy sex life…Absolution is not needed but the wee bit of ablution did not do either of us any harm…I wonder what Saint Peter would say about the madness we are all a part of these days…

…………Namaste…………

…………A Very Bad Mystical Confession…………
………..My crazy Very Bad Romance Seriously Silly Song told ya I graduated Magna Cum Lately from the school of stupidity…………
…………As only the daughter of a crazy Irish Mammy can tell…………

…………As only a fake transvestite like me self can tell ha ha………..

…………I have always been highly allergic to bullshit…………
…………Cause like there’s disorder in the courts —- Yeah…………
…………An attorney I am not…………
…………Who knew I got big wigs I can talk to too…Fur real — Holla…………