Moved – Mission – A Reflection

These little reflections Moved and Mission were authored by Akiane kramarik between the ages of 7-11 in her book titled My Dream Is Bigger Than I – Memories of Tomorrow – Part Six Page 265 — “You will need your own copy of this book to view the full text of this poem.  I limit quotes for the purpose of discussion and to follow copyright guidelines that allows for limited quotes.”

The featured image I choose for this reflection is a seriously silly light switch joke…Notice that the light switch is turned on and so is in the on position…With a little creativity this looks wrong…Do not fear this is not done in my house I got this idea off of Tik Tok…Excellent Stuff I say…I know I can be daft and since the world has gone stark raving mad I say if ya cannot beat em then why not join em?…Just do not joint the dark side…Fair enough…Here is a Tik Tok Joke for ya this one is for the boys…”The five secrets to ha-penis – #1. Find a woman who can make you laugh…#2. Find a woman who can cook…#3. Find a woman who really listens to you…#4. Find a woman who is amazing in bed. #5. The most important one – make sure that these four women do not find out about each other.” Drum Roll Please…I spelled happiness wrong on purpose…Ha ha…

…Find more silly Tik Tok Jokes at the end of this reflection…

I will discuss Akiane’s reflections now…In Moved Akiane writes…”it takes sometimes a lifetime to let the purpose move us.” I left out a portion of that reflection as part of building the mystery that is Akiane Kramarik…To encourage my readers to purchase your own copy of this masterpiece that is Akiane Kramarik found in her amazing book of prose…Also, to follow copyright guidelines that allows for limited quotes…In Mission Akiane writes…”Each sincere confession is an identity mission”…There is great wisdom in Akiane’s prose that is timeless eternal and multidimensional in nature…We live in a time when many in the helping professions experience empathy fatigue…Our policing departments often experience empathy fatigue as do many who work in rescue work such as EMT work and also in the health care profession….Empathy fatigue is more and more common these days…Also as our world continues to decline into sheer madness many experience despair…So much so that suicide is a very large silent killer…Suicides are through the roof in Ireland and Suicides in Ireland have been high for many years now…The same is true in other countries as well…We are living in a time of a pandemic called covid-19 which I jokingly call covert viral destruction another way of controlling mankind…The covid is real my elderly mother got the covid-19 and was in hospital for six days…So yes the virus is a real thing…Thank God my 86 year old feisty elderly Irish Mammy got better and overcame that nasty virus…Many do get better from it but it is a nasty bug…There are many serious problems that often result in death that are pandemic in nature but cannot be classified as a pandemic…Pandemic describes the spread of disease between porous borders across nations around the globe…Epidemic describes the spread of disease in one nation such as when the Covid-19 was discovered in China that was an epidemic that then became a pandemic…Around the world we have pandemic proportions of the following…Sexually Transmitted Diseases are through the roof often causing insanity in those who do not get proper treatment…Despair is a pandemic around the world that is causing suicides to be astronomically high around the globe…Narcissistic abusive types are now pandemic around the world causing havoc in families and homes…The home was once a safe and secure place…Not so much these days…Abortion is a pandemic from the murderous minds of women who think nothing of contracepting and aborting their own unborn children out of existence…There are many pandemics these days though not formally classified as such there is a pandemic problem of anti social sociopath behavior by folks with no conscience care or concern for others and as long as ones like this can get their needs met they do not give a flying fuck how they get their needs met or who they harm along the way…Add drugs and alcohol mind altering substances to the mix and you get a vast increase in banality and crime…I have more to tell you about the bottom dwellers saga and my dealings with the local police department who are excellent and do their best in this flying circus called living in 2020…Pause a moment take a deep breath grab a cuppa coffee and read the continuation of the saga that I call the Bottom Dwellers…Did you know that I too am a Bottom Dweller read this short story to find out how that is so…

The saga of the Bottom Dwellers continues with a twist

I live in a three story building and so using my crazy sense of humor I am also a bottom dweller in that I live on the second floor which I call the shire in between the bottom floor which I refer to as bikini bottom in very sponge bob square pants manner and the top floor which I call the sand castle…Things have improved between the hobbit in the shire on the middle floor and bikini bottom which is the ground floor dwellers…Relations seem to have improved ever since I made my peace offering…However, the sand castle dwellers are also bat shit crazy and quite possibly on some serious drugs because it seems to me the sand castle dwellers on the floor above me never sleep…I was fast asleep in my hobbit bed when at 12:30 pm I was awakened from my slumber to a female yelling at a male as follows…”Oh my God!…What the fuck are you doing?…Are you ok?”…She sounded genuinely distressed and very concerned about her male roommate…I do not normally call the police about noisy neighbors but this concerned me…So I called in and requested a well check be done on my neighbors beneath me which I call bikini bottom…The police to their credit did come out two officers came and helped me to sort it out…It was not bikini bottom though they refused to answer their door when the police came a calling…Never a good sign folks…This time it was the Sand Castle neighbors above me who were very rowdy and noisy so the police went to them and asked them to quiet down…The police told me it was likely this rowdy bunch that was upsetting bikini bottom who takes their studies very seriously which is to be respected and understood…That bikini bottom saw fit to knock on my door and make noises all of their own as they thought I was the noisy stomper this inspired my bottom dweller series on you tube…Sure twas not me at all it was the Sand Castle Dwellers on the third floor…I provided the sequence of events to management for their reference including screen shots as evidence these phone calls were made for purposes of requesting a sequence number from the office of public records…The police had advised me on my initial phone call not to check on these neighbors myself for safety reasons to allow the police to handle it…The police told me I did the right thing…The police were no sooner gone when I heard a very loud thump above me like the Sand Castle Dwellers had dropped heavy weights…I notified the police once more because now it was 4:30 in the morning and this excessive noise was ridiculous…The police checked on it again but found that all was quiet at the time of their call…The trouble with noise is unless you record the actual noise there is not much the police can do…The police asked me not to send any more footage as they found my footage to be excessive…That is reasonable and easy to understand…There is not much the police can do about noise…On my part I am keeping a journal of events in the shire of Texas and recording everything…I am informing management here via detailed reports of noise levels and the female’s interaction with the male which is not good…Also, the next time I see my bikini bottom neighbors out and about I will be sure to inform them that the problem is not the hobbit in the shire rather the Sand Castle Dwellers on the third floor are the problem…I would say this that it is highly likely the ones on the third floor are on some serious drugs…Not all of them but the crazy one doing whatever the hell he was doing that upset the female is a concern…I stay the hell out of my neighbor’s business…I did tell management that if either neighbor ever darkens my door again I will deal with them with force if I have to…That I am ignoring any noises going forward since when it comes to noise not much can be done…I say leave these idiots to their own devices and so what if they harm themselves or someone else who cares?…Well folks care when shit goes down many do care and I do care…It is just that I cannot save others from themselves or from their own banality…There is not a damn thing I can do to stop horrible people from being horrible…They can be horrible all they want their reward is this…Being left to their own devices they are free to implode to destroy themselves from within…It is a bad show to watch it is hard to watch and very tragic…I dare say it is safe to say that if intervention is not done in a timely manner for the ones above me in Sand Castle…That their sand castle will fall to pieces in a matter of time…That someone upstairs above me will either harm themselves or others…Sadly it will be too late by then and tragically no intervention will likely be done in their case…I wish I could save the world I wish I could save others from sabotaging themselves and others around them…Sadly I cannot do that…Even the true Jesus Christ could not save the world from darkness due to sin…Just as it is written that the true Jesus Christ cursed the fig tree for not producing figs during his time of hunger…It is also written that mankind brings curses upon themselves for being unfruitful by refusing to bear children and by living in sin and darkness…I do not have to curse others though I do curse the darkness as sacred scriptures also curses the darkness found in children of the devil…The terrible reality is horrible people look for victims to harm and sacrifice to the devil…Abortion is an example of bloodletting done for the devil…I know that I am no match for the devil and not one of us on earth is a match for the devil and his legions from hell itself…It is knowing how small we truly are and how infirm many of us are that true strength can be found…Strength is found in infirmity…Those who destroy their own lives and other peoples lives do not get sympathy or empathy from me…I have no sympathy for them…Ones like that often refuse intervention and any real help…So being left to their own devices they destroy themselves from within…Its a bad and ugly show but far be it for me to stop them for I am not able to stop train wrecks…As a hobbit in the shire I am also a banshee and I can make a lot of noise let me tell you…Tis the Kraken that will be unfurled if these ones do not cut out their stupid nonsense…I do not deal in fear…I do not deal in death…I do not deal in stupid…I do not deal in abuse…I deal in wrath…Holla…………

Will the saga between foggy bikini bottom and the shire and the sand castle end soon…Time will tell

…………Frodo Baggins might have to release the Kraken after all…………

As a thank you for reading this reflection and for your follows likes and shares…Enjoy my crazy song titled Fraud Alert Song making fun of many a false claim include false fraud alerts…I have some jokes I want to share with my readers on my blog…I love to give credit where credit is due…I enjoy watching Tic Tok and these are jokes I heard on Tic Tok…Are you ready for some Tik Tok jokes…Here goes…

“A man goes to the priest in the confessional and says Farter I almost had an affair on me wife but I did lot let things go that far though there was some kissing and heavy rubbing and petting…The priest says sure that’s the same as putting it in and that’s a sin…When you are done here be sure to put fifty quid in the poor box on the way out and don’t do that again…The man gets up and on his way out the priest observes that the man pauses by the poor box and makes a motion with the fifty quid but never put it in the poor box…The priest gets after him and says “I saw that you never put money in the poor box” to which the man replies…”Farter you told me that rubbing and petting is the same as putting it in and that would be a sin..So I figured I would rub me fifty bob against the poor box since its the same as putting it in and that would be a sin…Sure is it not the same thing?” The priest rather gob smacked walks away scratching his head mumbles out loud there’s nothing so queer as folk…Drum Roll Please – A Tik Tok Joke taking the piss out of the vile greed found in the roman catholic church full of pedophile child rapists far worse than that poor man…Though affairs are wrong it is fun to make fun of the wicked and corrupt who are far worse than many us myself included…I think to me self I wonder how many holes that priest poked with his slimy penis as many priests are perverted scumbags these days…

Another Tik Tok Joke a female comedian from Ireland tells this joke very well…”How do ya know if an Irish person is being nice or being abusive…I’m tellin ya just don’t know…I was out with me boyfriend and he says to me…Sure you are like a bicycle that has been ridden all over town and your womb is like tumbleweed…There is no way you are getting pregnant.” I told me mum and she said “sure why do ya go with that one?” – I replied “Sure I’m movin in with him tomorrow because I love him”…Tik Tok Joke…That’s an example of false love and toxic shame…I would not be movin in with or going near fellas like that I tell ya…

Another Tik Tok Joke “How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?…It’s not hard” -Tik Tok Joke Drum Roll Please…I will let you decide if that is funny or not…I thought it was very funny due to the sexual suggestion…Nudist beaches are obscene bad shows anyway and I would never go to one…

Another Tik Tok Joke – “I’m serious someone in our home is possessed by an owl!” The other person responds “No way Who?” – To Which the man stares with wide eyes as if the man who said Who is making an owl who sound and is as such possessed by an owl…A brilliant Tik Tok Joke…

Another Tik Tok Joke – “Why should a woman cook for her husband? – Cause the Geneva Convention says that all prisoners must be fed!”…Tik Tok Joke…About horrible marriages where many partners both male and female are often prisoners of abuse who suffer from stockholm syndrome too afraid to get out…An example of the war on all flesh found in bad marriages…

Another Tik Tok joke…”I love America it’s an amazing place and do you know what I’ve come to realize right? Americans you basically do everything that we do but you do it bigger and you do it better. Like we have stupid people here. But your stupid people are world class. That is not me saying oh All Americans are stupid. No America also has the smartest people on the planet. What I am saying is that when America does stupid you do stupid. Like our village idiot is in a park shouting at clouds. Yours is President!”…Drum roll please…Tik Tok Joke very funny and sadly true…I’m stupid enough to vote for this President so join the club…Holla…I luv this joke cause as Forrest Gump Says “Stupid is as stupid does” an excellent example of America’s excellence in stupid…

Yet another Tik Tok Joke – They just keep coming don’t they N I can’t stop…”So one evening when it was dusk a woman came to me door and took me husband out by the hand…N I was terrified that she might bring the miserable fucker back”…Drum roll please…Another joke about the shit storm sorry sad milksops that get stuck in horribly bad marriages…For years I listened to the complaints of many a miserable milksop…Married and unmarried now I refuse to listen as I no longer give a flying fuck…Holla…

Ah Go On! Give us another Tik Tok Joke – Here goes: Some dirty chat for ya…Inspired by a Tik Tok Joke and embellished by yours truly…”Threesome’s require three people something I myself never did or could do sure I have attention deficit disorder and I would not know when or who or how to focus…Too confusing for ones like me…Though a roman catholic friend of mine who is now a contracepting housewife and mother of two children told me she did a threesome and was surprised when I told her I never did such a thing…The same milksop who was surprised after boasting about all of her college credits that I actually have more college credits than her…Oh Snap who knew I have a brain?…Ah! Do go on…Seriously the idea of a threesome grosses me out…It’s disgusting..Anywho…Twosomes requires two people that’s more manageable for ones like me and since I am a fake transvestite I have a preference for men not women…Then for one person tis easy to understand then why they call the men handsome…Cause he gets some with his hand”….Tis inspired by a crazy tik tok joke embellished by me…Daft I tell ya the world has indeed gone stark raving mad…

This is one of my own jokes though likely not very original I am sure…One fine day I was at the hair dressers getting my hair done…With my hair now very wet…Sure I said out loud..I could really use a blow job…I have not had a blow job in ages with this pandemic raging and all…Of course that earned me some stares and a hyper religious woman shouted at me…Young man you are going straight to hell fire with that mouth of yours…Says I to yer one sure I am already very confused by hell and I have already been through hell on earth sure how much worse can it get?…Now I am very wet and could really use a blow job are you willing to provide me this much needed remedy to my situation here?…I can tell ya where to grab it and all…That did it the hyper religious woman stands up and storms out of the building full of gossip about my request for a blow job…The hair dresser who knows me well is laughing his ass off and says sure I am more than happy to oblige as I really like fake transvestites such as your fine self…So with great aplomb he whips out the….Drum roll please is the suspense killing you yet…The hair dryer and proceeds to dry my very wet hair…Tis ridiculous I tell ya…I am far too busy being ridiculous these days to care about what others think concerning me…Well the village idiot gossip made a horses ass of herself and was no longer welcome in that hair salon…End of story case closed…Was this a true story? I’ll never tell…Mouah!!!

Ah Go on ya have another Tik Tok joke for all the milksops out there..No offense intended to all the happy couples…”A man says to his wife…Wife what does Wife stand for and she replies sure I don’t know…The man says Washing Ironing Fucking Etc…The wife then asks the man what does Husband stand for? He says I don’t know…Hopeless Useless Selfish Boring Nearly Divorced…The child comes in and asks what does mom stand for and mom says I don’t know…Made of money…Mom says what does Dad stand for…Don’t ask Dad…That’s why you’re always after me for money”…Drum roll please I added to the original Tik Tok Jokes…Embellished this one a wee bit me self…

I have yet another Tik Tok Joke – sure this is out of control but do go on…”A man says to his buddy…I had an amazing lunch…His buddy says that’s great what did ya have for lunch…He replies I had five guys…The buddy replies their cheese burgers are amazing…The man replies what does cheeseburgers have to do with it?” – Supposed to sound daft on purpose…For those that do not know Five Guys is an awesome cheese burger and fries place in the USA…I have had five guys myself not the sexual innuendo kind the actual food at Five Guys Restaurant…These jokes are supposed to be crazy and I hope some of these silly jokes give folks many belly laughs…Just don’t laugh after filling up at Five Guys because too much laughter could make you sick…Har Har…

Here is another one of my jokes: — One day when I was a young curvy Irish lassie me Irish Mammy says to me sure you would fuck every Tom Dick and Harry that you meet…Sure I thought to me self I never have fucked a Tom A Dick or A Harry I wonder is mammy telling me I should fuck more fellas? So I asked me mammy…Mum do ya want me to go fuck these fellas? I hate to disappoint you but I never met a Tom or a Dick or A Harry that I fancied enough to fuck…Me mammy got mad and said shut the fuck up ya stupid bitch…I’m calling you a slut…Says I to me mum I know mum and I have tried my best to be the best slut I could be to please you…But sure in your eyes I can never do anything right…I fucked a bunch of fellas but not with those names…Then I got scared and said I don’t want to get a nasty STD or Sexually Transmitted Disease so after I got knocked up I said I am closing my beaver dam…My beaver dam is closed for business because now I am a mammy and sure being a mum is serious business and I don’t want fellas messing with my beaver any more…Me Irish mammy was gob smacked because she realized that all that verbal abuse produced a twisted messed up daughter who thought that banging lots of fellas was what her mammy wanted her to be good at…I said mum arragh go on don’t blame yourself for being such a nasty bitch…I figured it out me self though it took me more than ten years…I finally sorted me self out so save your crocodile tears since I know you are not capable of empathy or being sorry for a damn thing and leave God out of the picture because tis not God’s fault you failed to teach me by example what holy love means…I once had a mind to go find a Tom a Dick and A Harry to do a threesome but with my attention deficit problem I would be so damn confused and I would not what was up and what was down and who to focus on…So no threesomes for me no thanks to you mammy for putting the idea in me head that I should fuck A Tom A Dick and A Harry…Drum Roll Please…Lesson learned don’t listen to crazy Irish mammy’s ya never know when they are being abusive or just bitches…This joke makes fun of years of verbal abuse that I got from my own Narcissistic twisted Irish Mammy that set me up to fail since I learned from a very young age that I was useless and good for nothing except sex with many men…Thanks mum that was rich coming from a very Irish Catholic hyper religious rosary chanting bitch…Tis no wonder then that I am no longer Catholic in any way shape or form…I am glad I was preserved from the same bird cage marriage my own mother and other milksops like her found themselves in…I am also glad I was preserved from nasty STD’s…I am grateful too I got to be a mammy me self though the circumstances of my pregnancy were less than ideal to say the least…I get to be a mum raising my son myself away from my own bat shit crazy dysfunction junction Irish Catholic milksop family…They can all fuck off as far as I am concerned since not one of them ever lifted a hand to help me on my own personal journey of eternity…Tis not God’s fault the world is full of swamp scum who ruined families like mine long before I was born…I do not blame God I simply thank God that I finally sorted myself out and got the fuck away from my own bat shit crazy family…

I have a mind to start a college education called the village idiot degree a degree in stupid…Many get stupid degrees anyway and do nothing with their degrees except shout at clouds and work at the mall…I would add to that this…I worked damn hard to be a genius in everything stupid….

As a thank you for reading this reflection and crazy jokes enjoy my Fake Diva Journal Entry about how Trump rhymes with Gump N they are all Jealous of Trump’s Hair…Enjoy my crazy jokes section too that produces many belly laughs…Life is too short to be serious all the time…

…………Namaste…………

…………My original Jokes Section – Produces many belly laughs…………

…………The Fake Diva – Like Trump Rhymes with Gump – Sure they are all Jealous of Trump’s Hair………..

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