For Life – A Ripple Effect – A Reflection

These little reflections For Life and A Ripple Effect were authored by Akiane kramarik between the ages of 7-11 in her book titled My Dream Is Bigger Than I – Memories of Tomorrow – Part Six Page 261 – “You will need your own copy of this book to view the full text of this poem.  I limit quotes for the purpose of discussion and to follow copyright guidelines that allows for limited quotes.”

The featured image I choose for this reflection is more smart phone art where I took a photo of me pressing the red button…There are some red buttons that A-Ok to press such as the red subscribe button on my you tube channels…I came up with a silly home made free advertisement for more subscribers to my you tube channels…So when it comes to the red subscribe button that is a good red button to press…I will share my silly home made ad that cost zero dollars to make as I do not spend a dime on marketing my blog or you tube channels…If you like my free ad for more subs to my you tube channel feel free to subscribe to my you tube channels and like and share…In For Life Akiane writes…”spiritual batteries for life” I left out a portion of that reflection as part of building the mystery that is Akiane Kramarik and to encourage my readers to purchase your own copy of this amazing book of prose and to follow copyright guidelines that allows for limited quotes for purposes of this review which is in the form of a series of reflections…In A Ripple Effect Akiane writes…”Only a meaningful conversation produces a ripple effect of eternal resonance”…As human beings even the strongest among us can be very delicate…Many a cedar of Lebanon which is a way the scriptures describes the strong have fallen and were very delicate…Many folks work very hard for years to build large homes and bright futures for their own children so that they can retire well later in life…Only to discover within five years of retirement they have cancer or some other horrible health condition…It is not fair not right or just that many a hardworking man and woman fall prey to predatory diseases that claims far too many lives too soon…Most of us bipeds knows someone affected by cancer or some other life threatening illness that claimed many a life too soon…We are all delicate and as such our spiritual and emotional balance can be turned upside down far easier than one would imagine…Marriage for far too many couples these days is nothing but a shit storm bird cage whereby both parties feel trapped or ensnared in a diabolical narcissistic nightmare dance…I speak to many lawyers for different reasons and the divorce lawyers I have encountered work hard not to become jaded by the divorce cases they encounter…There are so many unhappy miserable couples in our world that marriage is no longer an attractive option for many folks with half a brain…No offense intended to the many fearless happy couples in our world…Tis happy couples who make this world a much brighter place and your dedicated marriages and families are the building blocks of our world…That being said there are far too many miserable couples caught in the bird cage of many a bad marriage or diabolical union which is a very bad show…Sacred Scriptures are the God of Life’s eternal meaningful conversation with mankind whom the God of life loved into being…The devils hate that the God of life loves us bipeds so very much…Endowed with free will mankind has done a bang up job of making a fine mess of things here on earth…In my part time job I get frustrated at times as well…There are days when I feel like pulling my hair out of I hear another stupid question such as “Ms. psychic so and so will my ex boyfriend return and if so when will he return”…What is so infuriating about questions like that is these idiots abused their ex boyfriends by aborting their unborn children and breaking off with their boyfriends which is how he became her ex boyfriend…Then these village idiots call ones like me expecting me to magically hand them the ex boyfriend back in a neat spiritual and emotional mystical reunion package…My gosh it’s ridiculous…This explains that while my rating is decent it is very good and I do get more good reviews than bad reviews…I get bad reviews from many a dip shit who cannot accept the truth that they are not relationship material and they should cease and desist chasing these men…These poor men do not have a snowballs chance in hell of authentic happiness with bat shit crazy women who think nothing of aborting their own unborn babies on a whim then demand in a very entitled manner the return of the father of their murdered children to their bird cage horrible dens…I prefer dealing with the fraud alert company to dealing with many a dip shit who calls my phone line when I work part time…Most of my callers are awesome and my awesome callers do indeed make up for and remedy for my dip shit callers…I do have good news for my readers about the fraud alert company…The fraud alert company to their credit gave me a voice…I provided them with a detailed report about my experience with them via email…They have since responded and informed me that my feedback generated tons of corporate meetings that went on for three days and has now been escalated to their legal department…This company agrees with my feedback and are willing to make some serious changes to their flawed algorithmic system of a down excessive fraud alert triggers…Further to this to their credit this company has agreed to provide me with reasonable compensation for two purchases I was coerced to make just to make sure the excessive restrictions were removed and that my bank card would work that weekend…As well as reasonable compensation for time lost from work due to the emotional intensity I experienced from that terrible ordeal…Because my case is an individual small case I was able to advocate for myself and negotiate reasonable compensation which will not be a large sum it will be a very modest sum…I did that all by myself and impressed some lawyers along the way who would have been glad to help me to demand more compensation had my case been larger in scope…In fact I can place a legal demand for substantial compensation and demand future guidelines and boundaries when it comes to blowing up my cell phone in relation to excessive fraud alert triggers…Once I hear back from their legal team I will then present my demand for more substantial compensation which will not be much more but a wee bit more than originally requested as well as a demand for more compliance going forward that my electronic device will not be abused neither will my bank card be abused going forward via excessive fraud alert texts that are not necessary…I will demand a written apology too and ensure that I get everything in writing…I am doing this all by myself for I am able to advocate for myself…Something that has earned me the respect of many a seasoned lawyer…I realize too that I would not make a good lawyer I would be a terrible lawyer because I am too verbose I cannot streamline in bullet format…With me everything is either a short story or a novel…Tis just my style so a sharp attorney I would not make – sorry folks…I leave the lawyering to the sharp attorneys who know how to condense and bullet form stuff…One of the civil rights attorneys I deal with stated that I deserve a vacation for all of my hard and dedicated work a vacation he would love to send me on if he could get away with it…That made me smile and cheered me up…I felt appreciated that day but I would refuse a paid vacation because I do not feel entitled to such excess…I do not have a sense of entitlement to things but I do have a tenacious sense of entitlement to justice and a thirst and hunger for justice…I would be considered too verbose to be a good lawyer…The lawyers I deal with would agree with hearty belly laughs…I have a mind to write a deposition which would read like a novel which would make many a lawyer laugh because my deposition would be turned into a song and dance around the rules and timeline limits that control so much in law these days…I will have to work on that one of these days to make many a lawyer laugh…Till then you will have to enjoy my ridiculous Luv Letter Through the eyes of an attorney and my ridiculous invective song where I move to strike many times since the witness was…Drum roll please…Shot!!!…I enjoy making fun of the corruption found in the legal system around the world…I leave it to the bright and talented attorneys to deal with that shit storm and leave it to me to make fun of it all..Oh Lord I just have to do it here goes this is my sample deposition using my crazy sense of humor…

The novel defendant’s deposition – to be thrown out of court – move to strike…accepted…Since the teapot said she is already on strike for she refuses to be addressed as ma’am and prefers to identify as a teapot and to be addressed as such…Not too much to ask these days…Or is it?

Examination by yours truly who in this case is the pre-trial prosecuting attorney…the details of this case do not matter after all this is a mock deposition…For purposes of this mock deposition this case was brought about by the aggrieved family whose loved one was lost in a tragic auto accident that was resolved in a favorable manner later on via a pre-trial mediation with the insurance company…

This is a creative writing mock deposition and the chain of events here would never happen in a real court of law…

Q. Mr. Defendant, Good morning.

A. Good morning, Ma’am

Pretrial Prosecuting Attorney replies — Objection I do not identify as ma’am I identify as a non binary binary super bisexual a-sexual teapot please call me teapot…In this day and age one can legally identify as they so choose…Teapots do not concern themselves with particulars or peculiar tastes and we represent anyone and anything including extra terrestrials even the particular ones who identify as lizard types…Sure teapots have zero partisan concerns and we cannot be aroused to sexual things or aroused to any particular or peculiar thing…Teapots find humans to be very peculiar indeed…Therefore, I prefer to be addressed as your teapot your short and stout spout pick me up and pour me out…As the pre-trial attorney for the aggrieved family…Sure I have been picked up and poured out therefore I prefer to be addressed as teapot…Thank you for your kind consideration…It’s been a long week…

Judge feeling rather perturbed by this odd request shouts – objection overruled since ma’am makes more sense in a court of law…There is no legal guidelines governing teapots and besides you are not at a mad tea party though the justice system often feels like a mad tea party…You may proceed and do try to be cordial…Next time you make an odd request I will have to ask you to approach the bench…Do try to avoid arousing your Judge to anger…

Pre Trial Prosecuting Attorney replies feeling rather cowed by this turn of events – Yes Your Honor

Q. My name is Teapot and I am an attorney and I represent the aggrieved family who brought suit against you arising out of an accident that occurred on such and such a date and time on such and such street in such and such county…Do you know what accident I am talking about?

A. Yes, Teapot or Ma’am

Judge bangs his gavel and shouts attorney Teapot approach the bench…

Teapot approaches the bench and replies yes Your Honor…

Judge says in the interest of time and service to the aggrieved family I remove my objection and allow you to be addressed as Teapot since clearly the defendant sees fit to call you Teapot I will go along with it…

Teapot feeling very pleased with this turn of events replies thank you kindly Your Honor…

Teapot approaches the defendant…

Q. I am going to ask you some questions about yourself and about that accident…If at any time I ask you a question and you don’t hear it or you don’t understand it, please tell me that, and i’ll repeat the question for you or ask it a different way. You’ve sworn today with the same oath that you will take at the trial of this case. So, if you answer any question for us today, we will all take it that you heard the question and that you understood the question and that you then gave us your sworn answer. Is all that clear?

A. Clear like boiling water coming out of your spout Teapot…

Q. Excellent!..Okay. I’ll ask that you always answer out loud. So to aid you in this task I am handing you this here bull horn microphone so that all who have ears with good hearing will hear your answer…Before I hand you this here bull horn to save time…Do try to answer Yes or No or whatever your particular answer may be…Let your yes mean yes and your no mean no and any other particular answer would be rather peculiar.

Teapot hands the defendant the bull horn

The defendant accepts the bull horn

Q. Is that clear?

A. A resounding loud and clear yes is heard by all through the bull horn…

Defense Attorney: Shouts – Objection – Your Honor this is ridiculous

Judge – Objection overruled since time is of the essence and I am long over due for my coffee break…You may proceed with your questioning attorney Teapot and I dare say I like the bull horn…

Teapot is rather pleased with this unexpected pleasant turn of events and proceeds to produce a teapot full of hot tea and offers the judge a cuppa tea to ease his palate till his coffee break comes…A gesture warmly accepted by the judge…a wee bit of banter is heard between the Judge and Teapot about the very Irish hospitality behind cups of tea…Ending with pleasant banter including these words… Indeed tis true alright a cuppa tea keeps the ould devils away…

The Defense attorney – rather beside himself with rage – bangs clenched fists on the desk and shouts move to strike your honor – Teapot is in contempt of court –

The Judge Declares – There has been much disorder in the court room for over a century now…Sure tis a contemptuous thing to accuse hospitality for contempt…Stop stomping your feet and banging your fists there Mr. Defense Attorney and allow Teapot to proceed with this deposition…

The defense attorney – Is now beside himself with rage by this strange turn of events and storms out of the court room refusing to proceed…

The Judge – Addresses the court as follows: I am sorry Teapot you will have to go on strike after all since there is no sign of the defense attorney…I hereby find the defense attorney to be in contempt of court…I dare say the ould devil was in that defense attorney anyway…I dismiss this case and demand going forward that this matter be settled via mediation…Sure tis a contemptuous thing to be angry at a Judge for accepting a cuppa tea from a very fine and stout teapot…To the aggrieved family I invite you all to join me in my chambers for more tea and coffee as my personal gesture of good will and kind condolences for your loss…Sure no one wins in tragic accidents…I have confidence you will obtain a favorable result via mediation and I will see to it that you receive the best mediation services available…

Teapot swoons and faints and is rather dazed by all of this commotion…

The Judge calls for the bailiff to help Teapot to stand up…Once Teapot is standing up and seated the Judge asks Teapot are you alright there?

Teapot Your Honor I am here but I am not all there…I have not been all there ever since I decided to identify as a teapot for legal purposes I have been trying to be everything to all my clients…I have been picked up and poured out and I am afraid my get up and go has gotten up and left and there is no more tea left in me…

The Judge replies: Thank you Teapot for bringing some semblance of humanity back into our bat shit crazy courtrooms…Your efforts are appreciated…I am suggesting you get your head examined for signs of cracks…You know teapots are notorious and are well known for cracking up now and again…You might have some cracks in your head that can be easily remedied with careful counsel and therapeutic glue…I suggest that teapot take a well deserved long vacation or holiday and come back to the courtroom refreshed and full of more legal tea…I myself am sick and tired of the lukewarm soup I find in my courtroom…A stout teapot like yourself is welcome any time in my court of law…The Judge addresses the aggrieved family as follows: Would you be so kind as to join me in my chambers along with Teapot who is a wee bit cracked at the minute for some tea and coffee and I will see to it that this matter is resolved via the best mediation services available…

The aggrieved family accepts the Judges invitation and feeling rather surprised by this very odd court room experience – thanks Teapot for bringing some humanity back into the court room and for inspiring the judge to see fit to The invite them to tea and coffee in his chambers…An unlikely event to be sure and one that would not happen in a real court of law…

The Judge address the defense attorney – I recommend that you sir also get your head examined for angry cracks since you exhibit concerning rages much worse than anything this poor teapot has done…Take a long therapeutic vacation and think long and hard before you ever see fit to storm out of my courtroom in an angry fit of rage…This is my courtroom my show and I am the boss…I order you Mr. Defense Attorney to issue a written apology to teapot who is rather cracked at the minute for falsely accusing teapot of being in contempt of court…They say that familiarity breeds contempt and you Mr. Defense Attorney thought yourself on familiar terms with both myself your judge and teapot who sees fit to identify in inhumane terms to avoid the contempt of familiarity with the likes of you Mr. Defense Attorney…Let the records show that Mr. Defense Attorney has some serious anger issues that need to be addressed and that Mr. Defense Attorney needs a good long restful therapeutic vacation with his family who are feeling neglected by his lengthy work hours…I order community service from Mr. Defense Attorney in the amount of twenty hours a month for nine months in the form of free legal aid to the poor and down trodden and I also demand that teapot assist as needed with this legal aid for the poor and downtrodden who cannot afford legal counsel…Tis by working together as a team that both you Mr. Defense Attorney and Teapot will learn how to grow and become better human beings rather than getting lost in the shuffle of identity crises so prevalent these days…

The Defense attorney replies – Thank you your honor and please accept my sincere apologies for my conduct today…

Judge replies – apology accepted and duly noted

Teapot replies – thank you your honor and please accept my apologies for fainting today…

Judge replies – apology accepted and duly noted

Judge – Bangs his gavel and declares case dismissed…..

Case later settled in a favorable manner for the aggrieved family and for all parties involved via mediation…

The End

P.S. – The Defense Attorney says Teapot is a fraud and that never happened….True Story or is it?…

Mouah!!!

…Enjoy my recitation of my Novel Mock Deposition Here – Remember – An Attorney I am Not…

…………A theatrical mock deposition – An Attorney I am Not!!!…………

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…………Namaste…………